Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Francesco Schettino and I’m your drunken captain.
Welcome aboard !
Our flight time will be between 2 minutes and 3 hours. We will be flying at an altitude of 30 feet at a ground speed of 600 miles per hour.
Holy shit ! Prepare for landing, please make sure your seat belt is securely fastened.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ground Airport. I have no idea about the local time and the temperature.
On behalf of Costa Airlines and the entire crew, I would like to thank you for joining us on this trip and we are looking forward to seeing you on board again in the near future.
Have a nice day !
Le pilote avait un coup dans l'aile , où alors il voulait faire coucou d'un peu trop près ? de mauvais goût je sais , pas comme ta photo qui lui est superbe et oh combien rare !
Bonne journée